Facebook: Your Weird Aunt spends her time here.

Instagram: People who pretend they have a
social life but really don't.

TikTok: Are You 12?

X: Elon Musk Fanboys, who think they have freedom of speech but get their account shut down anytime Elon musk feels like using their username.

Nostr: Vibes, Bitcoin, Freedom, and Steak.